I need a refresher course on the teams and places in the
Some time later another guy, Saddam Hussein, was introduced and the government told me that he was connected to the attacks on September 11th. They said that Hussein was the captain of the Ba’ath Party in
The government told me that part of the reason the fight in
My government tells me that Ahmadinejad is whack. They say he doesn’t like Jews. That’s not nice. I suspect that he might not like the Jews because the Jews don’t like the Palestinians and the Palestinians are Arabs. Since Ahmadinejad is an Arab and the Palestinians are Arabs and the Jews don’t like the Palestinians, then Ahmadinejad doesn’t like the Jews. If I try really hard I can follow that logic. But I have trouble with the Palestinians. They are another people that never made it into my free and democratic history books. If Israelis are from
They said that Hamas is fighting Fatah in
And then there is some more.
Not only is Hamas backed up by
I am trying to support my government and I’m smart, really I am. But I have no idea who all these people are, where they live, how they are connected and how they pose a threat to me. I think President Bush should pause for a minute and give us a little tutorial so we can know who to root for. In the meantime, I’m trying to stay focused on important domestic matters that I can truly understand.
Are Paris Hilton’s breasts fake?